Picture this: you're in a courtroom, and the star witness, one Senator Adam Schiff, is about to testify. The prosecutor, played by none other than HBO's Bill Maher, asks a seemingly innocent question. Schiff, smelling blood, pounces on what he thinks is a chance to criticize President Trump for his military action in Iran. But hold your applause, folks, because Maher flips the script, revealing the quote was actually from former President Obama regarding Libya. Oops! Schiff’s verbal gymnastics ensue, and it’s the kind of political contortion act that would make even the Cirque du Soleil jealous. Now, why does ...Continue reading

Democrats have spent the last three months measuring the drapes in the Speaker's office. The media declared the "blue wave" a foregone conclusion back in January. Prediction markets gave Democrats a 71% chance of sweeping the House. There was just one small problem — nobody told the voters. Whoops! A brand-new Harvard CAPS/Harris poll of 1,999 registered voters just found the 2026 midterm generic ballot sitting at a perfect 50-50 dead heat. Republicans. Democrats. Tied. Done. In January, Democrats led that same poll 54% to 46%. That's an eight-point lead that evaporated in a single month — like a puddle ...Continue reading

President Trump is building a massive, privately-funded ballroom at the White House because the current setup forces world leaders to eat state dinners in a tent on the lawn like it's a backyard graduation party. CNN thinks 32,000 angry internet comments should put a stop to that. Somebody get Anderson Cooper a tissue. The people's house is getting an upgrade and the people who don't actually pay for it are losing their minds. Here's what happened. The National Capital Planning Commission opened a public comment period on Trump's $400 million East Wing ballroom project. The internet activists pounced. Over 32,000 ...Continue reading

UC Berkeley — an institution that somehow still has a reputation as one of the finest public universities in the world — has decided that final exams are too old-fashioned for the modern scholar. Professor Juana Maria Rodriguez now has students in her "Queer of Color Critique" course skip the final and instead edit Wikipedia articles about queer vampires. That's not a typo. The final exam has been replaced by Wikipedia edits about vampires. Queer ones. Rodriguez teaches in Berkeley's Ethnic Studies department and has been running this operation since 2016, when she decided the best way to "resist" Donald ...Continue reading

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=607aF68Kpdg Six brand-new Polymarket accounts popped up just hours before U.S. strikes hit Iran, placed massive bets that the strikes would happen, and walked away with a combined $1.2 million. If that doesn't scream insider trading, then the phrase has lost all meaning. One account — and we can't make this up — was called "Magamyman." He alone pocketed $553,000. Nothing says "totally normal betting behavior" like creating a fresh account, immediately dropping a six-figure wager on a specific military strike happening within hours, and then cashing out before the dust settles. Magamyman either has the greatest gut instinct in ...Continue reading

The State Department just told every American in 14 Middle Eastern countries to "DEPART NOW" — while simultaneously admitting it can't actually help them leave. Hundreds of thousands of travelers are stranded across the region, 11,000 flights have been canceled since Saturday, and the U.S. embassy in Jerusalem flat-out told Americans it is "not in a position at this time to evacuate or directly assist Americans in departing Israel." Welcome to clown world. "Run for your lives, peasants! Also, we can't get you a flight, but here's a WhatsApp link. Namaste." Secretary of State Marco Rubio says the department has ...Continue reading