While every liberal journalist in America was busy preening at the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, the Trump administration was doing something actually useful — reopening a federal civil rights investigation into the Los Angeles Unified School District for running a blatantly race-based program that allocates resources to students based on the color of their skin. You know, the thing they told us for decades was illegal. Turns out it's only illegal when we do it. Here's the deal. LAUSD launched something called the "Black Student Achievement Plan" back in 2021. Sounds noble, right? Except the program funnels money, ...Continue reading

President Trump wanted to move the White House Correspondents' Dinner to his proposed new White House ballroom because he was worried about security at the Washington Hilton. The National Trust for Historic Preservation — a group of people who care more about old buildings than living human beings — filed a lawsuit to block the ballroom from being built. Their lawyer, Gregory Craig, argued that Trump's construction plans were somehow a threat to the historical character of the White House grounds. Then an armed lunatic showed up at the Washington Hilton on Saturday night and started shooting. Whoops! We need ...Continue reading

Here's a fun little exercise in Democrat priorities. While Congressional Democrats hold the entire federal budget hostage in their latest tantrum over spending, Secret Service agents — the ones who literally threw their bodies between gunfire and the President of the United States — are working without paychecks. Not reduced paychecks. Not delayed paychecks. No paychecks. Zero. The bank account says "good luck, hero." But don't worry, folks. Chuck Schumer's communications director is still getting paid. His legislative aides are doing just fine. The people who write his strongly-worded press releases about "standing with working families" have mortgages that are ...Continue reading

A man opened fire at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night trying to kill President Trump — the FOURTH assassination attempt on the man's life — and the legacy media is already running its favorite play. "How could this happen?" they ask, clutching their pearls with the same hands they used to build the rhetorical pipeline that produced this lunatic. Gee, we wonder. Let's walk through the timeline, shall we? Because these people left a trail of breadcrumbs so obvious that even Wolf Blitzer could follow it. (More on Wolf in a minute.) It started with Kathy Griffin holding ...Continue reading

We've been hearing for weeks about how the standoff with Iran is spiking gas prices and messing with fertilizer supplies. Shipping through the Strait of Hormuz is a mess, freight costs are through the roof, and supply chains are doing that thing supply chains do when two countries start flexing on each other in a narrow waterway. All very serious stuff. Very geopolitical. But buried in all the war talk is a side effect that absolutely nobody had on their bingo card — and frankly, it might be the funniest unintended consequence of American foreign policy since we accidentally made ...Continue reading