We’re only halfway joking about the title of this article. Donald Trump really has secured a 538-0 electoral college vote victory, which we’ll explain below. But first, we want to hit the pause button and share with you an important moment from Election Night in 2024.
The video below shows the moment that Fake Jake Tapper on CNNLOLFAKENEWS realizes that Donald Trump was right all along and the 2020 election was stolen by a massive injection of fraudulent mail-in ballots. Bask in the moment when the scales fall off of Fake Jake’s eyes here:
Fake Jake Tapper: “Nothing?!”
That’s right. Kamala Harris only outperformed Joe Biden’s 2020 “performance” in a tiny handful of counties in America on Election Night.
Save the link to that video, because that was the exact moment when Fake Jake realized that 2020 really was stolen by mail-in ballot fraud. Kamala Harris actually did a GREAT job on election night. She got more of the popular vote than the Gay Crack Smoker received in his race against Mitt Romney back in 2012.
When Fake Jake Tapper exclaims, “Nothing?!” this graph is what was actually going through his head:
Sorry to beat a dead horse, but can we go back to what happened here? pic.twitter.com/FkScNHivuU
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) November 6, 2024
The Democrat Party’s share of the popular vote has been slowly, gradually increasing in a straight line for years. That makes sense as our population increases, right? The only anomaly in that graph is in 2020, when Joe Biden and his five body double lookalikes supposedly got 81 million votes.
Because Democrats were prevented from cheating in 2024, we went back to a fair and accurate election. That’s what happened. Does anyone have an alternative explanation as to why 16 to 17 million Democrat voters didn’t show up for this election? Either they all died from their third or fourth booster shot, or the 2020 election was stolen by mass mail-in ballot fraud.
Credit where credit is due: Kamala Harris will probably end the race with around 71 million popular votes, which is more than the Gay Crack Smoker got in 2008. Trump will also surpass his 2020 popular vote total of 74 million—probably by another two or three million after all the votes are counted.
Now, you’re probably wondering how Donald J. Trump managed to win all 538 Electoral College votes.
It’s your own fault, liberal buttholes!
In one of the ongoing efforts to destroy the Electoral College, blue states across the country have all been signing onto a sacred agreement called the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact. Democrats believed that they would hold a commanding lead over the popular vote forever, so they all signed this agreement with each other in hopes of preventing Donald Trump from becoming president again. The agreement says that all states that have signed it will award their electoral votes to the popular vote winner during the January 6 certification ceremony.
Every state that Kamala Harris won on Tuesday night has signed this agreement, promising to deliver their electoral votes to the popular vote winner.
So, it’s time to pony up, liberals! All the states that you guys control PROMISED and SIGNED A CONTRACT stating that you would award your electoral votes to the popular vote winner. Which is Donald Trump, because he is so much more freakin’ popular than your fake candidate who has never even worked at a McDonald’s.
Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote 538 to zero, thanks once again to an evil Democrat plot turning out to be another Wile E. Coyote ACME booby trap that blew up in their faces.
Or are we all just going to go back to respecting the Electoral College now?
Speaking of another liberal movement that’s oddly silent today, how is that effort to abolish the filibuster going? I guess we’re now back to talking about the sacred rights of the minority in the US Senate, huh? Especially now that Donald Trump will be picking at least TWO MORE SUPREME COURT JUSTICES!
I still can’t stop laughing after the crazy race lady on MSNBC, Joy Reid, lost it on Election Night. She referred to Trump voters as the “forced birthing movement.”
So much winning!
On a related note, this is just a friendly reminder that all American women between 18 and 50 must now report for handmaid duty. Sorry, liberal ladies. You’ve got some birthing work to do. If you don’t like it, maybe you shouldn’t have handed Donald Trump a 538 to 0 Electoral College victory.
